Babui: Hot date? What to wear; More Uncle Sarakin stories for sticky kids

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Editor: Qaulorn Immortal Sponsor: Alysira
Staff : Babui, Muiren, Sarakin, Sealom, Stozzter, Simone, Tatyana, Zio

- Babui's Babble Bubble - by Babui
- Uncle Sarakin's Storytime - by Sarakin
- Realms News
Nations News - via Romani
Guilds News
Orders News
The Symposium News - via Zio
- Polls - by Alysira
- Funnybones
- Cry of Despair Quest - by Alysira
May's Quest Results
June's Quest
- From The Quill Of Alysira
- Public Outcry
Weekend to End Breast Cancer - by Moonbeam
Cracked Cask Casino - by Cyril
Advertise in the Cry of Despair
Join the Cry of Despair
10th Anniversary Reunion Logo Contest

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A big date coming up? Fretting about what to wear? No worries! Babz is here!

GUYS:
- a pair of blue pants with holes in the knees
- a gold coin blouse
- black patent shoes
- sailor hat
- string of severed human ears

GIRLS:
- a torn white dress
- peacock fan
- knickers
- a frozen pumpkin
- a thin black veil
- black pair of slippers caked with mud

Disclaimer: results of the date may vary. I am not to be held responsible for
any consequences resulting from these suggestions. Thanks.

Any important events coming up that you want tips on? Mudmail me with your
event and problem and we'll see what we can do! *winks*!

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Gather 'round all you young'uns ........... It's Storytime!

It's been too long kids! How is everyone?! You .. The bald kid .. Stop eating
the paste .. Ah now it's all over everything! Ah well, plenty more where that
came from, I'll probably get it for dinner tonight! *chokes* I'm fresh from
being a hero after fighting that bully Conran, did you all see? I was all
*chop* *pow* *zing* *broken back* Pretty groovy for an old timer don't you
think? Although I think it was him who threw eggs at my room last night, or
was it you .. The suspicious lookin kid .. Hmmmmmmm.

I caught my old guild boss Horlore in my room tryin on my slippers today,
here's what happened...

Uncle Sarakin: Horlore you old fool, get away from my slippers?!

Uncle Horlore: YOUR slippers?! I found these in the middle of the floor.

Uncle Sarakin: And you found them ON YOUR FEET?! Hmm.

Uncle Horlore: No you nut bag I put them on my feet, they fit just right too.

Uncle Horlore: And I'M KEEPING THEM!

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Uncle Sarakin: Ah well, these are your false teeth after all *chomps* so how's
things old man?

Uncle Horlore: I just turned 205 last week, but I still feel like 205...

Uncle Horlore: Wait what are you doing to my teeth!?

Uncle Sarakin: Eating your birthday cake.

Uncle Sarakin: It was good of the nurse to make it taste like TOILET WASH!

Uncle Horlore: My cake or my teeth?

Uncle Sarakin: I forget.

Uncle Horlore: You can't remember anything these days.

Uncle Horlore: Just like you forgot these are my slippers

Uncle Sarakin: Is this even my room? Arh!

Uncle Horlore: No it's not, let's have a wheelchair race to your room, loser
eats the cake!

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Uncle Sarakin: If you recall, old fool, I'm the "Round the Nurse" wheelchair
champion of '71

Sarakin and Horlore race down the hall, bump into a nurse, and zoom out of
sight.

Uncle Sarakin: Whee I win again .. ah well, its time to look at another groovy
item!

Object 'a frosty roseate ring' is infused with your magic...
It is a level 1 armor, weight 8.
Locations it can be worn: finger
Special properties: magic
This armor has a gold value of 15000.
Armor class is 3 of 3.
Affects strength by 1.
Affects hp by 6.
Affects mana by 6.

This groovy ring can be found on the old dolls in the warehouse! Suitable for
a last minute gift, a cool fashion statement, or a piece of levelling gear!

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Now what would Storytime be without a tale of one of my adventures? You ..
The sticky lookin' kid .. Hands off my ointment. So there I was with no other
old folk to drag race in my wheelchair, no new nurses at the old peoples home
to annoy, and no slippers .. Where'd they go anyway?

So I was walking around darkhaven and all of a sudden I fell into a painting!
That was clever! I found myself staring up at a great big mansion, and as I
got closer some guard dogs almost got the best of me. A big sign on the door
said 'Tullfuhrzky manor'. It looked pretty interesting so I went inside. I
found old grandpa in the parlour, and we talked about the good old days for a
while, before I headed upstairs and met mean old Mr. and Mrs. Tullfuhrzky.
I'd sure like to teach them a lesson, oo boy. I then went downstairs and
headed out back to the stables and the fruit vendor, which was a lot of fun.
Seeing it was almost time for Bingo back at the home, I walked back in the
house and on my way out fell into a hidden entrance and ended up in some
dungeons! ARH! Luckily a friendly mouse showed me the way out and I ended up
back in time to win a half cooked steak and a handy Darkhaven caravan pocket
timetable in Bingo.

That's all for this time, have fun and keep exploring!

Uncle Sarakin

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.-"^^"-.-"^^"-REALMS NEWS-"^^"-.-"^^"-. Half-Ogre Nation - via Romani
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From the Opallinoc News Bureau:

Dateline Opallinoc: Raj granted title of Battle Master
An expeition to the Underworld, that included Klaatu, Thearan and Azerot, was
led by Raj. Passing through the Forest of Tears, Wicorith was encountered and
the fearless foursome entered at their peril. The objective was certain items
held by the God of Fire, Dogerif. Combating the waves of satanic bats at every
turn, the group, led by Raj, made its way through the maze of passages.
Dogerif was encountered and with a few misjudgements by the 'rookie' in the
group (who shall remain nameless) was slain. After a few more trips, some of
the sought items were obtained. Time being a factor, the victorious foursome
recalled to Darkhaven for repairs and respite

For displaying knowledge, skill and initiative, Klaatu, Uruk'hai leader, has
bestowed upon Raj the exhalted position of Battle Master.

Dateline Darkhaven: Many new Leaders and Rulers
As commererce and stability return to DarkHaven, it was noticed there are a
few changes to the Leadership of some Nations. If the new Leaders are thusly
inclined as to want an alliance, trade agreement or just a meet and greet,
contact Klaatu, leader of the Uruk'hai or Raj, Uruk'hai Battle Master.

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Hello gentlemen and ladies, it brings me great joy to see our numbers growing
so quickly. As we carefully store our excess food and aid supplies for the
nations who have offered us peace and help in times of trouble I am glad to
see so much hope for our future.

May the diety of the halflings be blessed. We the Hobbit wish to enjoy peace
but are also brave, strong, mighty andbusy smoking tabacco.

Sincerely,
Zasperlyn (Thain)

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.-"^^"-.-"^^"-REALMS NEWS-"^^"-.-"^^"-. Dwarf Nation - via Romani
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Vemu,

Things have been quiet since the Athane's return, but it doesn't seem like it
is going to be that way for long. Already a new and even darker threat has
risen. Something that has all the Nations uniting for once. As Athane
Alinaryth works with other Leaders, a shadow seeps into the corners of the
Reach and the air is thick with tension. Plans are being made for the Nations
to send select individuals out to search for a mysterious book and either the
bones of a past (presumed dead) former Tari of the Quendi or find her
whereabouts, if she is still alive. If you are seeking an adventure and wish
to go (even if you are not linked to any of the Nations) contact Athane
Alinaryth StarProfit. Be well armed. This venture will prove to be dangerous
and long. Take plenty of food stuffs that won't spoil easily.

Rasup gamut,
Taimyn, Timeless of Alinaryth StarProfit

OOC: For any rp'ers interested, this is a new plot in the works. So far it
is proving to be fun and there are many things planned for it. Join in while
you can. No complaints will listened to if you miss out on the fun because
you chose not to take part.

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.-"^^"-.-"^^"-REALMS NEWS-"^^"-.-"^^"-. Half-Orc Nation - via Romani
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The word from Krozloy!

The mountain once more is tasting the blunt side of inactivity, as Carnak
himself has not been able to log much due to issues of a personal nature.

We hope that this month will be more active and once again are asking that all
half-orcs please, try their hands at a little Roleplay.

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This is PNN: Your source for Pixie news

This just in: Kosaim Arcannis has been injured during a thunderstorm. The
injury occurred when several fishermen dislodged the moorings of the PRS
Taffey docked at the port of Irae. The details are sketchy, but Squadron
Leader Eashavir Ruk'Thop reports that Kosaim was hit while trying to seal a
hole in a ship.

Kosaim is reported in stable condition and is expected to make a full
recovery.

In other news, Zargon and Cate Treves celebrated there aniversary together by
renewing their vows.

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.-"^^"-.-"^^"-REALMS NEWS-"^^"-.-"^^"-. Gith Nation - via Romani
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*Written on a jade crusted parchment*
The news for this month sees Ikses taking on his new role of Ambassador to all
nations and also general in charge of my elite armies and bodyguards. I am
sure that he will do just fine tending to our homeland security.

The Gralthai also welcome the changes within the Keep of Lomar and the end of
the tyranny started by Queen Miyaki, and also we are embracing the new united
Nations as started by Myershim.

*Signed with the seal of the rose*
King Aslan Bloodthorne, Gralthai King

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News from Eldestra

Several Elohai seem to have been taken captive in a massive epidemic of
hearts cuddling, and long walks in the park. Alenai the shopkeeper finally
returned home to his wife brandishing an oversized bouquet of white and pink
roses. He has vowed to never stay late in his store again and to spend more
time at home doing domestic chores. This was accepted by a very delightful
Lylendra who instantly put him to work doing laundry.

Last week Sefy, Kyel, Jsin, and Balina were all confined to their bedrooms.
These children of Eldestra were caught putting grafitti on the side of
Olbion's shop in broad daylight. The four, who are also often found visiting
Dianla to hear one of her many many tales of how the Elohai nation came to be,
nearly gave the poor old woman a heart attack when she was asked to give them
all piggy back rides one by one. Their parents have assured that they will be
given a just punishment.

Also, in more serious news. There have been rumors that the new Regent of
Lomar recently made a visit to Eldestra with the intent to introduce himself
to the Speaker and was instantly told to leave. No one knows why he was met
with hositility. He was last seen being accompanied outside of the city by
half-elf guards.

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The Lord Miyaki has retreated from rule and his forces are now emptied from
Darkhaven. The people of Lomar has closed their gates to rebuild their Keep
with aid from the new Regent, Aziel Iffandyre.

Aziel has met in person Lord Kosaim, King of the Pixies and offered a trade in
honey with the Pixie Nation. He has also planned to expand plots of fertile
land for the growing of sugar trees to tap for sap.

Aid is offered to the Aerandir in the form of magical artifacts and books to
aid them in the latest strange occurences as Aziel believes it has become his
duty to start forging better relationships with the rest of the nations.

Lomar will be celebrating the summer wine festivities soon. More news will be
coming regarding the Vine and Fruit Festival.

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Ahoy mateys! Here at GoF this month we have been just steady as she goes. I'd
like everyone to show Kiu and Wynoma some respect as they have joined our
seafaring crew!

Our PEC program has been going really well. We have had lots of new recruits,
all ready to take up the call to man our ship when the time comes. We are (as
always) accepting new recruits, and the directions to our office are:
6s, ne, s, 3e! Post up a note or send us a tell, and we shall sort you out!

I'd also like to thank everyone for their support as I have been invited to
step up to the leader's deck!
The outpouring of support has been amazing! Thank you all so much!

So if you think that you are ready to learn what being a fathomer is all about
(and believe me, it has a lot more perks than you might realize!), come on
down to recruiting, or send us a tell.

Till next time, landlubbers!
Sianne.

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Well, it's been a busy time for GoT lately...

We had our GM, Angelea, step down due to RL reasons after being GoT's GM for
a couple of years now, we would like to wish her and her husband Kirg all
the best.

Consequently, our elections, previously for a new guild 2nd, extended to both
guild 1st and 2nd, with the previous guild 1st moving to the spot of GM.
And so, our leadership now, consisting of Silet, Madisson and Tae, would like
to invite all you new and old thieves to join us. :)
Also a special thank you to Ceirana and Kinux for holding our elections.

A warm welcome to our newly inducted: Skivven, Rynick, Meric, Gardiaxan and
Lojiin, may you kill with us for years more... And another welcome to
Glaerrent, who's returned to us after some time away, welcome back! :)

Also important to thank all you runners, this last month has been a run
madness, with Madisson, Marissa, Skivven, Knivel, Druna leading pleanty of
runs, keeping things.. Well.. Dead. :P

Well, this is all from us thieves for this month, if you want to know more,
join us, or just chat, remember we're at 3s 2w n w of DH[]

Silet The Fox.

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The Guild of Vampires bids you welcome!

The vacant position within the Leadership has been filled.
Congratulations Pardalis on becoming the new Guilds 2nd. She has helped the
guild many times in the past, and shall continue todo so in her new roll with
great dedication and care.

Two new Guild Councils have been formed with important key rolls; The Shadow
Council. Who's role is to promote and assist in the performance of runs
throughout the realm. As is the guild do many things, and perform many runs,
and the Shadow Council are endevouring to further that cause.
The other council is an Explorers Council, whose purpose is to create
guilded maps for it's members, aided by the Shadow Council's direction, to
map areas vital to the guild in their activies. They shall also venture out
to find areas, items, quests, and make traverse easier for the kindred.

The Guild of Vampires invites new Vampires of levels 20 and higher to join
us. The kindred's mansion can be located (h) on the 'help map'. Within
lies a recruiting board where those who wish may write applications to join.

Also of interest, please visit the Website at
www.guildofvampires.com

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Hi folks, its been another action packed week down at the Guild of Druids
headquarters.

Our new Run Council (RC) continues to exceed everyones expectations and runs
led to mobs like danny and the grandmaster have gone off very well. Positions
have also become available for druids wishing to become Induction Crew (IC)
members to help manage applications to the guild.

If you want to know more about our guild, talk to an online member and read
our guidebook which can be found in the warm welcome room in our headquarters.

We hope to hear from you soon :D

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This month the Guild of Rangers would like to welcome the following new
pledges: Brigon, Garni, Jabineku and Naichito. We hope you enjoy your time
here.

Battousai and Halvak got to shed their pledge tags and join the ranks of full
members. Congratulations you two.

Several rangers had their birthday this month: Cenidd, Jas, Katryna, Ranstlin
and Siporta. Best wishes to you all and we hope you had a great time.

For those that are still in school, study hard and ace those exams so you can
get back to doing more important things, namely lounging at recall. ;)

Remember, if you are a peaceful ranger, level 20 or higher and wish to join
the guild, stop by the recruiting office and pick up a guide or check out our
website:
http://rangers.silverwolf-den.com/

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New whispers have begun spreading amongst the darker beings. Servants of Ba'al
have reawakened and been more aggressive in seeking new blood to corrupt and
taint. Any wishing to attract the attention of the Swarm should seek Aphrael,
members wearing the brand of CDS, or any leader. It is never known when the
dark ones will withdraw and return to the shadows. It is best not to keep
them waiting.

Veltheera

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Greetings this month from the Ringbearers, Brotherhood of the Trinity. We'd
like to start out by welcoming our newest members to RB; Quelam, Rhagroluk and
Graxx. They have already made themselves great additions to our group.

Ringbearers hosted the IOQ last month, huge thanks to Wiglaff, our tireless
IOQC leader. We hope you all enjoyed it.

Well, that's about it for this month. We would like to wish those of our
members on 'sabbatical' a safe and hurried return, we miss you all.

Truth, Honor and Knowledge.

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The Symposium 'Gremlins' have been working hard this month on the many
proposals and ideas passing through The Symposium Lounge as well as The
Symposium Online Forums.

This month also finds The Symposium with a few changes in membership. We would
like to extend a notion of appreciation to former members Gelroos, Ilena, and
Gablok for their time and effort dedicated to the council. In addition, The
Symposium warmly welcomes it's two newest 'Gremlins,' Loanmyk and Shareed.

The Symposium is currently in the process of appointing a new Mortal Head and
would like to wish the best of luck to all applicants.

Following is a compilation of this month's proposals, including their fare in
subsequent councils.

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.[LEGEND] .
. .
. TS = The Symposium VC = Visionary Consortium .
. COE = Council of Elders IG = In-Game .
. .
. [+] Indicates The Proposal Passed Current Council/Stage .
. [-] Indicates The Proposal Failed Current Council/Stage .
. [/] Indicates The Proposal's Status is Currently Unknown .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

{Enter Game Message Highlight} TS [+] VC [+] COE [+] IG [+]
{Help Scrap} TS [+] VC [+] COE [+] IG [+]
{Magic Carpet No-Magic Message} TS [+] VC [+] COE [+] IG [+]
{Darkhaven Gate Key Re-Key} TS [+] VC [+] COE [+] IG [+]
{Taming The Treant} TS [+] VC [+] COE [+] IG [+]
{Mobile to Aid in Exiting Darkhaven} TS [+] VC [+] COE [+] IG [/]
{Dynamic Darkhaven Map} TS [+] VC [+] COE [+] IG [/]
{News Search String} TS [+] VC [+] COE [+] IG [/]
{Blank Notes Keyed to Blank} TS [+] VC [+] COE [+] IG [/]
{Residential Keys Not Zapping} TS [+] VC [+] COE [+] IG [/]
{Missed Attacks Initiating Combat} TS [+] VC [+] COE [+] IG [/]
{Revamp & Move Academy Death Trap} TS [+] VC [+] COE [+] IG [/]

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{Lower 'Fletched' Arrow Weight} TS [+] VC [+] COE [-] IG [-]
{Rock, Paper, Scissors} TS [+] VC [+] COE [-] IG [-]
{Misery of Mourning Diversification} TS [+] VC [+] COE [-] IG [-]
{Mana Regen Uninterrupted by AFK} TS [+] VC [-] COE [-] IG [-]
{Multi-Target Abilities} TS [+] VC [-] COE [-] IG [-]
{Modifying the Mongrel} TS [+] VC [-] COE [-] IG [-]
{Sonoria Transport Program} TS [+] VC [-] COE [-] IG [-]
{Saddle Bags for Pets} TS [-] VC [-] COE [-] IG [-]
{Selling Items Keyed to 0 Gold} TS [-] VC [-] COE [-] IG [-]
{Orgtalk} TS [-] VC [-] COE [-] IG [-]
{Corpse Sacrifice Restrictions} TS [-] VC [-] COE [-] IG [-]
{Honour Channel} TS [-] VC [-] COE [-] IG [-]
{Cleric Trance Renamed To 'Prayer'} TS [-] VC [-] COE [-] IG [-]

For a more in-depth look at the reasonings behind the fate's of the
aformentioned proposals, please refer to the Tome of Conception located
'E S U S W' of Darkhaven [Square].

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Feel free to contact your local Symposium
Representative, A Symposium Immortal, or drop a note off at The Symposium's
Offices. (All Referenced in Help TS)
Zio Glim'Glemnir

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Greetings, everyone.

I present to you the first reincarnation of the Herald Assembly Polls. Your
votes will remain anonymous, and the results will be posted in the Cry of
Despair next month and also posted to the Herald Assembly to be used to get an
insight into what you, the player, wants.

To vote in this poll, simply MUDmail your vote to me in the format on the
following page. Please follow this format.

You may also include an optional reason as to why you are voting for this
choice. Remember that these results DO matter as they let us know how you are
enjoying the game. Results must be MUDmailed to me (Alysira) by the 20th of
June. Please turn to the next page for this month's poll!

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Cry of Despair Poll #1- Areas

What do you most enjoy doing first when exploring a new area?
1) Killing all the mobs I can;
2) Exploring and finding out all the secret passage;
3) Finding the best equipment in the area;
4) Finding the best new treasures in the area.

Remember to MUDmail your answer to Alysira by June 20th in the following
format: This is an example.

Subject: Poll #1- Areas
To: Alysira

And in the body of the note;

My vote is for Option #1, because I very much enjoy killing mobs for
the experience they give.

Remember, at ANY TIME during the month you may MUDmail suggestive poll
topics to me. If you do, your name and any other details will be kept
confidential. Please enjoy this poll!

-Alysira

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Found on the internet, www.funny.net, submitted by Stozzter:

If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star,
So, Data, please, how far? How far?
Data: Our ship can get there very fast
But still the trip will last and last
We'll have two days til we arrive
But can the Indrans there survive?
Picard: LaForge, please give us factor nine.
LaForge: But, sir, the engines are offline!
Picard: Offline! But why? I want to go!
Please make it so, please make it so!
Riker: But sir, if Geordi says we can't,
We can't, we mustn't, and we shan't,
The danger here is far too great!
Picard: But surely we must not be late!
Troi: I'm sensing anger and great ire.
Computer: Alert! Alert! The ship's on fire!
Picard: The ship's on fire? How could this be?
Who lit the fire?
Riker: Not me.
Worf: Not me.
Picard: Computer, how long til we die?
Computer: Eight minutes left to say goodbye.

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Data: May I suggest a course to take?
We could, I think, quite safely make
Extinguishers from tractor beams
And stop the fire, or so it seems...
Geordi: Hurray! Hurray! You've saved the day!
Again I say, Hurray! Hurray!
Picard: Mr. Data, thank you much.
You've saved our lives, our ship, and such.
Troi: We still must save the Indran planet--
Data: Which (by the way) is made of granite...
Picard: Enough, you android. Please desist.
We understand--we get your gist.
But can we get our ship to go?
Please, make it so, PLEASE make it so.
Geordi: There's sabotage among the wires
And that's what started all the fires.
Riker: We have a saboteur? Oh, no!
We need to go! We need to go!
Troi: We must seek out the traitor spy
And lock him up and ask him why?
Worf: Ask him why? How sentimental.
I say give him problems dental.

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Troi: Are any Romulan ships around?
Have scanners said that they've been found?
Or is it Borg or some new threat
We haven't even heard of yet?
I sense no malice in this crew.
Now what are we supposed to do?
Crusher: Captain, please, the Indrans need us.
They cry out, "Help us, clothe us, feed us!"
I can't just sit and let them die!
A doctor MUST attempt--MUST try!
Picard: Doctor, please, we'll get there soon.
Crusher: They may be dead by Tuesday noon.
Worf: The saboteur is in the brig.
He's very strong and very big.
I had my phaser set on stun--
A zzzip! A zzzap! Another one!
He would not budge, he would not fall,
He would not stun, no, not at all!
He changed into a stranger form
All soft and purple, round and warm.
Picard: Did you see this, Mr. Worf?
Did you see this creature morph?
Worf: I did and then I beat him fairly.
Hit him on the jaw--quite squarely.

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Riker: My commendations, Klingon friend!
Our troubles now are at an end!
Crusher: Now let's get our ship to fly
And orbit yonder Indran sky!
Picard: LaForge, please tell me we can go...?
Geordi: Yes, sir, we can.
Picard: Then make it so!

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Last month, there were two new puzzles to solve for the CoD Quest. I received
quite a few entries, thank you everyone for participating =) These two winners
were chosen at random from all the correct entries. Congratulations to:
Shaitan and Wintermute!

Please see me A.S.A.P. for your prizes. Congrats! For everyone else, here's
the answers to last month's quest.

1. (a) DUST-
To remove dust from something.
To sprinkle something with power/dust-like substance.
1. (b) INHABITABLE-
Capable of being lived in, habitable.
Not habitable.
1. (c) INSCIENT-
Having knowledge, insight.
Having no knowledge, being ignorant.
1. (d) SCREEN-
To conceal from view.
To show or project.

2. (a) FDPRNOSWHCLIATMY, Every second letter spells DROW CITY.
2. (b) JMAOQRLIGAH, Every second letter spells MORIA.
2. (c) JZQIFGWGHUARAAMT, Every second letter spells ZIGGURAT.

Hope you enjoyed these puzzles! Please have fun with this month's quest!

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This month, I have sought out five popular mobs from around the Realms, and
placed the first line of their description (what you see when you 'exam' them)
here. Your mission is to find out which mobs these belong to, and then make
note of their name and area location.

1. His form seems solid enough, but the exact shape of him eludes your gaze
somehow.
2. His neatly trimmed white beard and pot belly make him look quite jovial,
but there is also an air of authority about him that is not to be denied.
3. She looks quite comfortable on her emerald throne.
4. This is the mightiest of dragons, and his power, as well as his compassion
leaves you in awe.
5. This man is probably the worse threat to life ever... a camel salesman!

You must name as many of these mobs and areas they belong to as you can. The
two most correct entries will be selected as the winners. If there are more
than two correct entries, then two shall be selected randomly. Entries must
be MUDmailed to me by the 18th of June.

Good luck and enjoy!
-Alysira

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Greetings, readers!

This month, we have welcome Babui and Zio to the staff. Babui will be writing
articles about equipment, a handy thing using her experience with the Newbie
Council, and Zio will be giving us updates on The Symposium updates. Welcome!

We have another exciting chapter to Uncle Sarakin's Storytime, and Stozzter
has found us a great joke for Funnybones!

Hope you enjoy this month's issue!

-Alysira

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On September 10-12, 2004 I'll be participating again in the Weekend to
End Breast Cancer.

I'll walk 60 kilometres over the course of one weekend with thousands
of other women and men. The net proceeds will support breast cancer
research, education, and services.

I've agreed to raise at least $2,000, but I've set my personal goal at
$10,000 so I need your help. Would you please consider making a
donation? Please visit my site at http://tinyurl.com/2ptd3 or contact me
to make a donation another way.

According to the National Cancer Institute, approximately 20,500
women will be diagnosed with breast cancer this year, and about 5,400 will
die from the disease. That's why I'm walking so far. To do something bold
about breast cancer. I hope that you'll share this incredible adventure with
me - by supporting me in my fundraising efforts.

Thank you in advance for your generosity!

Sincerely,
Moonbeam

NOW ACCEPTING PAYPAL DONATIONS @ Moonbeam@game.org

I've raised 28% of my goal! Thank you :) Only $7200 to go!

Coming to the reunion and want to help out? www.realmsreunion.com click on
slave auction and sign up to be auctioned as a slave! all proceeds will go
to this cause.

If you have any fundraising ideas or want to work with me to help raise money
for this effort, please contact me. I can use all the help I can get.
Together we will beat this.

(Also, see HELP MOONBEAM throughout the month for any updates.)

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Come to the Cracked Cask Casino for all of your gambling and financial needs,
featuring 3 levels of jackpots. Delanna hosts the 100 mill jackpot game in the
west room (Darrek's Corner), Adryanna hosts the 1 billion jackpot game in the
east room (An Ale Room), and Magdeline hosts the 5 billion jackpot game in the
north room (The Upper Bar). In the south room, Vitarla hosts multiplayer
blackjack. A daily lottery is also available on Orestes, using numbers from
the PA lottery, with a ticket cost of 100k, and a minimum jackpot of 5 billion
coins.

For those who wish to sell or buy equipment, there is Orestes the Auctioneer
and now banker. Items with a * can be bought, and the prospective seller can
put their item up for sale or for auction for as little as 1 hour or as long
as 14 days. There is a listing fee of 10K per item per day, with a 1% sellers
commission if the item is sold. Orestes now features interest paying accounts,
with a minimum deposit of 5 million coins, and higher interest rates for
deposits over 100 million and 500 million coins.

Orestes also sells heal potions, tanksets, truesight, sanctuary, demonskin,
and dragonskin. Look at Orestes for current pricing.

-- Cyril

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/---------------------------------------------------\
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| | | |
| | Have something important to say, but don't | |
| | have anywhere to say it? | |
| | | |
| | Consider advertising in the Cry of Despair! | |
| | | |
| | Organization leaders, wedding planners, | |
| | anything and everything appropriate will be | |
| | considered, formatted to your liking, and | |
| | posted here free of charge! | |
| | | |
| | Just MUDmail your announcement to Alysira, and| |
| | you'll receive it back just as it will appear | |
| | in the CoD, open to changes if neccessary. | |
| | | |
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/---------------------------------------------------\
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| | | |
| | Are you looking for a new challenge in life? | |
| | | |
| | Want to meet interesting, and even not-so- | |
| | interesting people? | |
| | | |
| | Want to discover new aspects of the game? | |
| | | |
| | Want your voice to be heard by the whole MUD? | |
| | | |
| | And... Want to get paid for it all? | |
| | | |
| | Then look at a career in journalism! Send a | |
| | short application and sample article via | |
| | MUDmail to Alysira if you're interested in | |
| | joining the Cry of Despair staff. | |
| | | |
| | Hope to hear from you soon! | |
| | | |
| \-----------------------------------------------/ |
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In celebration of the 10th Anniversary of the Realms of Despair Reunion, the
Immortals are holding a contest to design a logo for the event!

Your design may be anything that includes the words "10th Anniversary Reunion"
and fits the celebratory theme. The deadline for this contest is the 10th of
June, and all entries should be e-mailed to Myra at realmsofdespair@cox.net

The Herald Assembly will organize the judging of the entries, and the winner
will be presented with a set of Reunion souveniers with their logo on it thanks
to Thoric, and awarded with a glory prize.

You may enter this contest even if you are not attending the reunion. If you
have any questions, feel free to address them to Moonbeam or the Herald
Assembly. Remember that the deadline is the 10th of June, and enjoy!

-The Immortals

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